As usual, my hands are lazy to move again. Anyway, I decided to go against my hands' wish of resting and took great pains just to type out this sentence. Let me tell you this, I'm not crapping nor am I humouring anyone. I'm just entertaining myself.
Here's a joke that my friends played today:1st place: My toilet.
2nd place: your toilet.
Where's the 3rd place?
I really respect my friends that crack third class jokes or make it up themselves. It potrays the ultimate intellectual behaviour that a human being can have.
Here's one more:
'This glass is broken! What am I going to do?!'
'Unbreak it.'Super. This is one of the best classic third class jokes ever. Can't get enough?
An experiment was carried out to determine the strength of a human being's mouth and tounge and lungs. The test used to determine this was to see how humans can respond to intense pressure and overcome it via their opening (the mouth).
Apparatus: 12 cups of water containing 500ml
12 straws
1 ladder
This experiment requires the use of straws. The more straws used to suck up the water, the harder it is to be successful. One person was asked to carry out the experiment. The results were as follows:
- The person could suck water using a maximum of 9 straws.
- The length of the 9 straws were approx. 2.7 meters.
- The person took exactly a minute to suck the water up successfully. (1 minute was given only)
- At the 10th straw, the pressure was too great for the person to handle.
Therefore, using calculations,
Scale of withstand = Height (in meters) x Volume of water sucked up by straw (in ml)
=> Scale of withstand = 2.7 x 25 = 67.5
Conclusion: The person can withstand great amount of pressure in the mouth, tounge and lungs. Normal people usually experience a scale of 37.5.Well, I tried out with my friends today at MacDonals. Guess what, mine was only approx. 16.5. Haha, I am lousy at such things. We had to place the coke on the floor and then drink using more than one straw. Why don't you try it?
People are changing. 3rd class jokes are becoming more abundant. I'm glad that this evolution is starting to take place. It greatly helps in preparing us for the 21st centuary. I'm so honoured to be part of it.
And 'WB SUPERSTAR' ROCKS. I was so amazed at how they can sing. There was this song 'Bootylicious' (orignally by Beyonce) sung by this girl and oh man, she really SINGS! She got 1st runner-up for it I think.
I give 5/5 stars for it. You can check out yahoo! music at www.music.yahoo.com and perform a search on WB superstar. You guys will love it trust me.
OK.
I'm tired.
I'm going to have my 8 hour rest. My hands are furious now. I think I better spare them from furthur agony.
Have a nice day.
This post has existed since 10/28/2005 11:30:00 pm