As usual, my hands are lazy to move again. Anyway, I decided to go against my hands' wish of resting and took great pains just to type out this sentence. Let me tell you this, I'm not crapping nor am I humouring anyone. I'm just entertaining myself.
Here's a joke that my friends played today:1st place: My toilet.
2nd place: your toilet.
Where's the 3rd place?
I really respect my friends that crack third class jokes or make it up themselves. It potrays the ultimate intellectual behaviour that a human being can have.
Here's one more:
'This glass is broken! What am I going to do?!'
'Unbreak it.'Super. This is one of the best classic third class jokes ever. Can't get enough?
An experiment was carried out to determine the strength of a human being's mouth and tounge and lungs. The test used to determine this was to see how humans can respond to intense pressure and overcome it via their opening (the mouth).
Apparatus: 12 cups of water containing 500ml
12 straws
1 ladder
This experiment requires the use of straws. The more straws used to suck up the water, the harder it is to be successful. One person was asked to carry out the experiment. The results were as follows:
- The person could suck water using a maximum of 9 straws.
- The length of the 9 straws were approx. 2.7 meters.
- The person took exactly a minute to suck the water up successfully. (1 minute was given only)
- At the 10th straw, the pressure was too great for the person to handle.
Therefore, using calculations,
Scale of withstand = Height (in meters) x Volume of water sucked up by straw (in ml)
=> Scale of withstand = 2.7 x 25 = 67.5
Conclusion: The person can withstand great amount of pressure in the mouth, tounge and lungs. Normal people usually experience a scale of 37.5.Well, I tried out with my friends today at MacDonals. Guess what, mine was only approx. 16.5. Haha, I am lousy at such things. We had to place the coke on the floor and then drink using more than one straw. Why don't you try it?
People are changing. 3rd class jokes are becoming more abundant. I'm glad that this evolution is starting to take place. It greatly helps in preparing us for the 21st centuary. I'm so honoured to be part of it.
And 'WB SUPERSTAR' ROCKS. I was so amazed at how they can sing. There was this song 'Bootylicious' (orignally by Beyonce) sung by this girl and oh man, she really SINGS! She got 1st runner-up for it I think.
I give 5/5 stars for it. You can check out yahoo! music at www.music.yahoo.com and perform a search on WB superstar. You guys will love it trust me.
OK.
I'm tired.
I'm going to have my 8 hour rest. My hands are furious now. I think I better spare them from furthur agony.
Have a nice day.
This post has existed since 10/28/2005 11:30:00 pm
I'm lazy to blog right now. Anyway, here are some events that happened today.- Physics practical.Cya.
This post has existed since 10/27/2005 11:02:00 pm
GCE 'O' Level Candidate's Report
I've made a new record for the number of trembles my hands make per second. 200Hz.
I was so nervous today for the chemistry practical. However, the effort of being nervous was totally wasted: It is much easier than I have expected.
Assumption: Simple tests and simple observations.
Additional confirmation from my assumption: One question was 92.898574574564% identical from an exercise in my workbook. We have done it before.
Yeah. Looking foward to a B3 in chem. If I do not get it, then nothing will happen. If I get it, its good for me.
2 days later is physics practical. After that I swear I will never step into a science lab again.
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Lastly,
SORE THROAT! HELP! I CANNOT AFFORD TO GET ONE NOW! STOOPID LONG JOHN SILVERS. WHY GIMMIE FRIED FOOD? I ONLY WANTED COMBO 1, NOT CHICKEN.
This post has existed since 10/25/2005 10:35:00 pm
The Promise Of Bunrei
by The Notorious One
Day by day I live,
The grass trampled by me,
The plains that I stand on,
The islands that I see.
At dawn I will pray,
That my soul will not decay.
Managed to live through another day,
It's the promise of Bunrei.
Sitting on my old stool,
Listening to the birds sing,
Farseeking into the mountains,
engulfing the forest.
As my days are numbered,
As I grew wiserI never cared about death,
I was enlightened.Nothing matters to me more;I have a fufilling life,Cause' it's all thanks to,The promise of Bunrei.
This post has existed since 10/23/2005 11:12:00 pm
SURPRISE!
Ru Hua lor.
Yeah I know I might get beaten up for posting this picture. But heck! Who cares!
My very 1st pic in this blog. =x
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NOW FOR THE SECOND PIC:
National Day 2004 (Class 3A)Wah crap! The pic is not supposed to be so small. -_-'''
Just some pictures to add on to my blog. Trying out for fun. Looks better then just words rite?
As people always say, 'A PICTURE SAYS A THOUSAND WORDS'
Absolutely cool!Get it? This is what people mean actually.And out of point, but I've just turned 16. 0_-Thanks for everyone who has given me something for my B'dae, I greatly appreciate it. =)More to come in the extremely near future.Bye bye for now.
This post has existed since 10/23/2005 10:22:00 pm
Time to blog again.... This time I will not be saying how boring skl is... dun worry.I WILL BE COMPLAINING HOW BORING SCHOOL IS INSTEAD.Complaining and saying is different. Just like how dogs and cats are so not alike.Anyway, I went to school today just to find out that there are only consultation sessions. Crap thing is I didn't bring those books for the consultation subjects.Too bad lor. What can I do?
This post has existed since 10/21/2005 11:08:00 pm
It always pays to write blog entries that are simple.Things that happened today: 1) Woke up at 9.15 am
2) Ate cakes
3) Got scolded by mom for some reason
4) Went to school
5) Prepared for GRADUATION CEREMONY
6) GRADUATION CEREMONY (Details: Boring)
7) Got a COD for maths competition
8) Met a grouchy teacher after ceremony
9) Went to Long John Silvers to consume human food with friends
10) Got my graduation port foilo: It obnoxiously sucks.
11) Had a walk around Lot 1. -_~
12) Home. Friend's father offered to send me back home.
Have a nice day =)
This post has existed since 10/17/2005 10:04:00 pm
There is no neccessity in complaining about how boring school is.
There is no purpose in doing so.
There is nothing that will change the fact that school is boring, though.
There will never be peace for me as long as I am in this school.
There will never be a time when I stop complaining how boring school is.
.............
Am I complaining?
This post has existed since 10/16/2005 11:05:00 pm
Hey guys,
Added some music to this bloggie.
Check them out under the BUFFERING Music Jukebox section. Notice the word BUFFERING.
Most songs should be of high quality, so for optimal performance, have a broadband connection.
Sometimes you might need to press the play button twice before it starts to play.
P.S : There are copyright laws nowadays so dun try and download them!!! It's alright to stream. (You can't download anyway)
This post has existed since 10/14/2005 09:47:00 pm
Why is it that I'm always blogging very slowly? I type so slowly, I can die. Whatever.This week has been a smooth week for me... ok I described it as 'smooth' because it isn't rough. Anyway, it's so damn shittingly boring lor. Why is it so boring? Especially GEOG lessons its so boring and boring is the only word I can think of so far because it is boring to the point that I can't describe it in simpler terms anymore... just like an atom. GEOG GEOG GEOG my ass.What do we do during GEOG? Sit down there. Teacher said, 'stop talking, no discussion.' Fine. Then the big fat smelly bomb came: 'Please do these few geog questions.' Result? No going through of answers, no answers, no time. Nothing. The only good thing i got was the bell ringing.Time to go for recess!After recess was A MATHS. Haha A MATHS was so BORING. Teacher said that she wanted to try and do finish at least 20 questions by end of lesson and in the end the best way to gain from the lesson is to LISTEN TO HER. YES. LISTEN.RESULT? 4 questions completed.HAIZ... IT'S OKIE. I'M GRADUATING SOON. W.E.F 17 Oct 2005JIA YOU FOR MY 'O's.
This post has existed since 10/13/2005 10:11:00 pm
I got my prelims 2 result back.
I can go into JC. 20 points.
Was that supposed to an achievement?
I improved. Improved by an extremely big leap.
Improved by 10 aggregate points since prelims 1.
Interesting.
This post has existed since 10/13/2005 09:56:00 pm
What's with communication and bombastic words?
Recently I've observed that people are using more and more complex words, including myself. Is it because of the reason that our 'O's are coming? Speaking of English, I found my results suprisingly disappointing. It's a C grade. Yes, C.COMPLETE INANITY.
ENOUGH OF ENGLISH.
Oh yes I've been attempting to work on the missing elements of this blog. Unfortunately,
- NO PICTURES TO POST
- NO DEVICE TO TAKE PICTURES
- NO MONEY TO BUY DEVICE
- NO MOTIVATION TO SAVE MONEY
So this blog is still as boring as ever. Simple and DEAD. Although the layout looks nice and decent.
And I've got to post more regularly. Anyone knows how to place the comment link into my blog? Cause I've tried and it never works. But I did almost screw up my blog template.
Last thing, I need to blog more often.
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This post has existed since 10/06/2005 09:53:00 pm
