WARNING: READ AND FOLLOW THIS POST IN SEQUENCE. DO NOT SKIP PARAGRAPHS OR DO SELECTIVE READING. FAILURE TO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE JUST TOO BAD FOR YOU. I REALLY MEAN IT, I REALLY DO!I bet nobody reads my blog anymore. Alright, maybe except for one or two poor souls who wish to torment themselves by looking at this blog powered by HuaNet. No, seriously I mean it.
Anyway, I'm currently in the office now, drinking some hot coffee, serving my FYP term. In case you don't know what FYP means, it means "From your pocket". Hah. Just kidding, I know it's not funny at all. It's random. Too random for you to digest anyway. FYI, I didn't find that funny either.
So here I am in Year 3, sitting on my chair, which is above the floor, in between the table and the space below it, typing. Typing on what you may ask? Typing on my computer. What kind of computer? A laptop. What kind of laptop? An iBook G4. Oh how wonderful it is, using an iBook to type while sitting on a chair which is above a floor, in between the table and the space below it.
At this point in time, I'm sure your response to this silent reading of this particular post will be like, whatever.
Yeah. Whatever is the word. Whatever the time, whatever the place, whatever the occasion, I don't really mind. Simply because at this point in time, at this particular place, at this specific occasion, you are experiencing silent reading on my blog. Read on to find out more:
1) When you silent read, your eyes receive the information and these information signals travel via your nerves to the brain itself.
2) The brain will then process these information signals; stimulant chemicals in the brain will aid to increase the speed of process.
3) If you are a guy, the processed information signals will be released from the brain via both the ears, if you are a lady, the processed information signals will be stuck in the brain, unable to release and it accumulates in the brain to the point whereby the lady will experience PMS to destroy the stuck signals.
4) The end.
Do you people feel that that has actually educated you in certain ways? In 4 ways, to be exact. You have been educated that the eyes and the brain are linked together, the brain is workable, and guys and ladies react differently to silent reading. Last but never the least, you now know that that's the end of the education about silent reading.
Education is important in our lives, as it educates us. Without education, we will not be educated, and when we are not being educated, when we grow old, we will be educatedless. This is not a problem that is faced in the world at all for the past two thousand and eight years and hence I'm not going to talk about it.
Well that's basically the end of the post, which basically means the end of silent reading. You can defy this post by reading the whole post aloud, but by doing so it simply means you didn't take the warning that I issued. Alright. Bye.
This post has existed since 4/25/2008 12:01:00 pm
HI GUYS!
ANYONE MISSES ME? I KNOW YOU DO. YOU! I KNOW I SHOULD'NT BE BLOGGING IN CAPS BUT I SIMPLY CAN'T HELP IT CAUSE EVERYTHINGS FEELS SO DAMN GOOD RIGHT NOW.
I'm just a little high. HAHA?
WELCOME TO THE BRAND NEW SINGHUA BLOG!
Where I will be blogging the real stuff AS MUCH AS I CAN (that is if I AM DISCIPLINED ENOUGH TO BLOG REGULARLY), all real, all spiced up, and all HUAed! Well in case you didn't know what happened, or if you ever dare to think that this is a lame and rubbish post, go ahead but I have to tell you something.
I feel much happier than before.
So many things have happened over the past 2 years and now I officially declare it to be trash. Poly life is now trash, there's nothing much to be remembered, really. I don't know if I should feel sad for myself or feel sad for them, because after all, I got myself involved in this trash and the bad thing is that I could actually avoid this mentally challanging slump in the first place, but I choose not to. But who knew anyway?
And 2 years have passed, my previous blog (now defunct),
inconsistant-blog, is full of complains and whining and (maybe) depressing posts that never went anywhere except to the back of my head where memories are kept. Now, that so-called shitty looking blue black blog is no longer lingering around the blogging atmosphere, and it's offically ended. With this new blog (which is going to be embellished by the SingHua concept that's not even halfway done, with the layout still following that dreaded whiny blog), people are going to love it as much as I do, trust me, and as I mentioned above,
ALL REAL, ALL SPICED UP AND ALL HUAed!
This post has existed since 3/03/2008 12:09:00 am
Wow. That's a long time since I blogged. Hey guys, I think I'm back. Wait... NO. I AM BACK. HI GUYS!!!
This is really getting unacceptable. Blogging after 2 month plus of silence. It's like you will never know when I'll be back here, blogging. But since I'm back for now, why not lay the red carpet for me and you people can make me as your idol for now.
LOL. I'm gonna get bashed by people for that comment.
Anyway, how's life? Seriously, I don't dare to create a long post for today cause it's already quite late and I'm tired and I don't have the confidence that a kind soul would bother to peek if I updated my blog anot.
So getting started, let me list down the UPS (sorry I can't remember everything, pardon me!):
1.
RELIEF TEACHING. I am too glad that I had a chance to experience this. 3 weeks during the holidays. Mostly great stuff happening during this period, except one dampening incident that made one of the days in teaching a rather bad one.
2.
DEEPAVALI. Thanks Kahvidah for inviting us to her house! We had a fun time that night. =D
3. GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS.
4.
KK, PENG YONG, CHRISTINA, DERREL, NELSON, CUI YING'S BIRTHDAY SMASHES. All born around the month of september, october and november. I find that babies born in these months have a unique sense of personality on them. =D
5. RANDOM STUFF THAT MAKE MY DAY.
Now for the DOWNS:
1.
SCHOOL. I think people need to judge themselves before judging others. Wait. In the first place, why judge, where is their right to judge? Also, I guess it's time I gotta be a bad guy for once because I guess I look like I'm such a nice boy (or innocent looking, I don't know) till people start to take certain things for granted. No one has ever seen me getting pissed off eh? Since I left secondary school I guess. Oh well, let's see what's gonna happen.
2.
I'M NO LONGER CONSIDERED A FULL FLEDGED TEENAGER. Sigh.
So yup, as happy as I am getting started in the post with the ups and downs, I gotta go. So, I'm sorry for the long awaited post, and meanwhile, why not throw some food into a swimming pool and play a game to find the food back while I update my blog with another post after this. Sometime soon. I guess.
So that's all for this post. Have a nice week ahead and God bless.
This post has existed since 11/19/2007 12:07:00 am
It's so early in the morning and I am still not gonna sleep. TOMMORROW YOU GOTTA WAKE UP LA, DERREL!
I MEAN, DUH. I gotta wake up anyway, unless I died in my sleep today. What I mean is, I GOTTA WAKE UP EARLY.
LOOK AT THE TIME NOW. Derrel, stop sleeping so late. You are not a nocturnal beast mind you, you are a nocturnal human being, which makes you a hybrid human, because humans aren't nocturnal.
YES I'M HYBRID. I think I'm feeling insane now. Maybe it's because of the wonderful music that's plugged into my ears now.
And tommorrow is Teacher's Day Celebration, that means I'm expecting!
YES EXPECTING. I'm hybrid and I love to expect. Expecting a wonderful day tommorrow of course. Expecting red carpet to be placed right in front of my feet when I step foot into TWSS. That would be a simple gesture of my arrival.
OK SLEEP.
This post has existed since 8/31/2007 01:26:00 am
OK. Before I forget about this no link, lame tagging thing I am supposed to do by command of Jacky, I'm gonna do it now. =D
Please read the rules first: Each player of the game starts off by giving 6 weird things about themselves. People who get tagged needs to write in a blog of their own 6 weird things as well as state the rules clearly. In the end, you'll need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their name.1) I like to sit on the bus for a couple of hours just listening to radio and the DJs talking, enjoying the road scenery, nothing else. (That is if I can afford the time, like now, holidays.)
2) I usually order two bowls of rice for my meals. However, sometimes, I just need more rice, and I go order more bowls of rice, even if I have to queue up for a long time.
3) I will flare up really, really badly if people wake me up when I'm in the middle of a nap. (Note: nap, not normal sleeping routine)
4) I like scribbling rubbish on other people's books/notes.
5) I like to imagine I'm one of the characters in a game and make a short story out of it in my head.
6) I like to compress my rubbish so hard at home so that I won't have to get rid of the rubbish bag that fast. I hate throwing rubbish bags. Lazy. Lol.
6 people to be tagged: Mau Cheung, Samuel, Cui Ying, Nelson, Christina and Yu Ting.
(I anyhow choose one ah.)
This post has existed since 8/16/2007 01:18:00 am
OH MAN. I haven't been blogging for so long, I deserve ice cream to eat.
Feeling damn bloated now cause I ate a packet of bee hoon and then rice with chicken soup. With a cup of water after the meal. BLOATED. URGHHHHHH. Anyway, I am supposed to blog a few days back about National Day, but I procrastinated and only till today I had the perfect mood to blog about what happened during the week and such. So,
NATIONAL DAY!
Two pictures say two thousand words. I need not elaborate more on how wonderful the fireworks were, including 90% of the fireworks that were blocked by A TREE. As you might have presumed, yes, the two pictures posted above were the best shots that I have recieved from Mau Cheung.
But you see, there were BETTER and MUCH NICER pictures that you should admire. Such as the ones below:
People who went: Jacky, James, Xtina, Cui Ying, Samuel, Keh Kiong, Mau Cheung, Peng Yong, Miao De and Derrel. (Sadly, Miao De went off halfway to find his gf so he's not in the pictures!)
There were so many people who went to watch the fireworks, we had to squeeze while walking from one place to another. Someone (I can't remember who) was afraid because people kept squeezing Sam, and at the rate people are squeezing him, his orange juice will run out, cause well, he wears orange! I was kinda surprised that he actually wore orange during national day, I mean, won't he be afraid he will become juiceless and become totally dried out by the end of the day? How is he going to walk if he is totally dried out? So people, don't wear orange when there is a crowd you have to be among with! (unless you want to be squeezed dry, of course)
On a different note, I am in such pain. Pain from where? You might ask. From the whole of my chest to my shoulders. My legs too. My back too. All because of gym. I ran 4.8km on the threadmill non-stop! After running, I went to do some machine work-out for my chest and shoulders. I came home, slept, the next day,
WOW. PIERCING SENSATIONS!
The next day when I went to sleep I couldn't even turn my body to the other side. It was so painful I had to turn so slowly, 2 degrees a second. Yeah that slow. I can't bend down and pickup stuff now because my legs won't allow me to. Argh.
But the good thing is that I managed to finish a 4.8km run. I need more of such trainings for my stamina. Especially now I'm in a swim team, I got to work very hard to improve on my stamina (not forgetting napha too). So yeah, anyone wanna go run?
And last thing before I end this post,
I'm having holidays. I have trouble deciding where to go and play while you guys have school/exams. This includes both Poly/JC, so that pretty leaves me and nelson free for now (cause we have no exams, don't punch me for that). And we are so bored at home, any suggestions???
Have a nice
school week guys! =D
This post has existed since 8/16/2007 12:04:00 am
LOOK HERE'S A NEW POST! A new post by me, Mr. Lee.
Was having quite a bad day today but managed to smile through most the day. NLE is getting on my nerves with that "TOY" editing project that I am supposed to complete by TODAY but I didn't, and I didn't care that much.
The DV deck was giving me lameass problems that I didn't even know what it meant. Such as having no timecode suddenly. SUDDENLY. And my computer kept hanging. I've had countless experiences of computers crashing in school therefore today I decided to heck care it once and for all and just leave my work there as it is. I just hope I won't get penalty for handing in late though, as I heard from my classmate that we can hand up late since our editing systems had problems.
NLE seriously takes up so much of my time, I didn't enjoy the fun of editing footages, just felt the fear of computers crashing and not able to complete on time.
However, it didn't really dampen my mood, I was looking forward to so many things that I want to do right now in my life, rather than sitting there feeling like a dumbo trying so hard to figure out what the hell is wrong with my edits.
Things that I look forward to currently: Maths, swimming, singing, games, music and sound, cutting my hair cause it looks like tyrannian hair, movies, teaching, and last but not least, FRIENDS. =D
Anyway, to end this post, let me side track off a little bit: PLUNGES in swimming.
How do you plunge? Well, grip your toes on to the edge of the board, relax your hands and bend your knees abit and bend your body down till your chest touches your knee. Keep your hands relaxed, DO NOT TENSE UP LIKE MR. LEE DOES. When you are ready to plunge, make yourself jump forward, with your head in and legs straight, and SPLASH! you have just made a plunge.
I can remember it, but I CAN'T APPLY IT! I suck at plunging, and the worst thing is that if I am about to plunge, and the more I think about plunging while plunging, the worse the plunge. It's something like GRIPPLING fear! Or in more conventional terms, psychological barrier. Conversely, when someone made me laugh just before I plunge, or if I feel just relaxed and just plunge, I can do better. I guess on wendesday why I seemed so not confident and the plunge was so bad because so many people are looking at me plunge. And the more I know people are looking at me, the worse it become. When I am supposed to plunge I was glued to the board! It's like my brain telling me, "Derrel! If you want to jump, make it good please, people are looking!", and my heart telling me at the same time," Derrel, just jump. Learn from it!".
Well in the end I did jump after a few moments.
IT WAS NOT A VERY WONDERFUL SIGHT TO BEHOLD.
Seriously, thinking about it, does psychology affect one's performance so much?
End of side tracking. People, comment about it!
This post has existed since 8/04/2007 12:19:00 am
